March 2012
2 posts
“I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.”
– Charles Bukowski (via sirmitchell)
February 2012
96 posts
“Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can’t...”
– Maude, Harold and Maude (via revdrpotato)
clientsfromhell:
Client: Our page isn’t updated.
Me: We haven’t been given any content to update it with.
Client: We thought we’d save time and space by not sending the attachments.
Me: You’re saving time and space by not sending the content we need to update with?
Client: The emails sent faster, didn’t they!?
clientsfromhell:
Me: The internet isn’t working - but don’t worry, we’ve called to get it sorted and they said it should be up in the next ten minutes.
Client: We’ll just e-mail in Outlook then.
Me: That’ll be down too.
Client: Fine! It’s unprofessional, but we’ll use Facebook.
Me: Do you understand what the internet is?
