January 2010
“What is it about New Year’s, anyway? I’ve never had a really good, concrete...”
– Jonathan Egan, “The Grille Blues”
December 2009
Escaped Prisoner Teases Police on Facebook →
clientsfromhell:
Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence?
Me: Yes.
Client: Can you change it to a comma?
Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence.
Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned.
Super Hero →
Video Game Covers As Books →
“The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Is $300 a fair price for your time? Or if you want, I can pay you in X-Men...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
clientsfromhell:
Client: “You’re fired.”
Me: “Why?”
Client: “You printed it upside-down.”
Me: “You’re holding the board upside-down.”
Pictures of the Year 2009: Space →
“I just want a purpley lavendery swoosh along the bottom, the ladies like that.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
In Oak and Iron, New Pipe Organ Sounds Echo of Age... →
“If you use a dark red frame around the website on each webpage, won’t the screen...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“I don’t think Brett Favre even eats cheeseburgers. I think he just eats...”
“For my logo I would like a picture horse jumping out of an exploding light-bulb,...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
The Decade in Pictures →
Sufjan Stevens - O Holy Night →
I’ve been listening to this like all day. If I stop I begin feeling killy.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-funniest-head... →
“We need you to agree to the legal terms in our contract so that we can more...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Your designs are too pretty, too beautiful looking. I need them to look more...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Legos on Hoth →
one of the few holiday links i'll post →
(via sisternebraska)
